Just take a look at this clip courtesy of the Huffington Post [click to see the video].
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So Elizabeth Warren’s a whore? And a socialist. The socialist whore, Elizabeth Warren. I don’t know, she seems like a pretty nice lady to me and hardly a slut. And a socialist? I’m coming to the conclusion that tea partiers don’t actually understand what the term means.
This whole thing is just getting silly, mean and sad. But mostly sad. I’m tired of the GOP preying on the ignorance of people with low IQ’s to do their dirty work at town halls and rallies. It just makes everybody look stupid. People like this need help — maybe some social services would do the trick.
This is a completely baseless claim – but – doesn’t Rick Perry look like he’s either drunk or high in this gem of a clip? Speaking in the granite state, Perry channeled his inner Charlie Sheen on subjects ranging from taxes to gold. Sure, we all want a president with a sense of humor but I’m not sure this is what any of us had in mind.
Whether drunk or not, he certainly is beginning to seem un-electable.
Whoever thought evangelical fundamentalist Pat Robinson would be quoting LBJ and reprimanding the GOP candidates for being too extreme?
Now, along with Karl Rove’s much publicized criticisms, the once most extreme elements of the GOP fear the carnival of candidates that insult our collective intelligence. But don’t worry, Robertson still holds the record as one of the most bigoted, ethnocentric Christian-conservatives in the country. Lest we forget some of these Robertsonisms:
- “I want to say it again, and again, and again: Islam is not a religion, it’s a political system meant on — bent on world domination, not a religion. It masquerades as a religion, but the religion covers a worldwide attempt to exercise power and to subjugate the world into their way of thinking.”
- “There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore.”
- “Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians.”
- [on Haiti] “It may have been a blessing in disguise…the devil said, okay it’s a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other.”
For the most part these candidates aren’t necessarily as crazy or evil as the establishment’s GOP figures like Rove and Robertson, they are just stupider. The establishment is intelligent enough to understand that none of these candidates have the political brains to ever win the presidency once they are forced out of their ideological cocoon of the primary. They may be just as radical as Rove and Robertson, but not as slimy.
So, Republicans, you already cheered the hypothetical death of a guy in coma and booed a US soldier back from duty because he’s gay, so what’s next?
How about the unemployed?
Cue last nights debate:
Oh boy. I’m keeping a tally.
Republicans don’t like things that are very big, too long to read or (gasp) complicated. From the healthcare bill to virtually anything that’s longer than a standard restaurant menu, the GOP has this infatuation with simple common sense. Unfortunately, common sense is usually far from simple. Case in point — creating jobs.
The GOP would like us to believe that the best way to add jobs to our faltering economy is to exclusively cut taxes on the rich and corporations, deregulate stuff and kill the EPA even though the economy is in the shit hole because we did that in the first place. Regardless, the President wrote a bill that is actually pretty simple with a lot of small words. I guess he was hoping the Republican’s would turn off reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger and actually read the damn thing. But, I’m not too sure they read it because if they did they would see that most of the proposals are actually things that the Republicans have consistently voted on in the past.
Here is a brief run down of the bill:
- Small business tax cuts. Includes a payroll tax cut for 98% of businesses.
- Tax credits for hiring returning veterans.
- Money to prevent laying off 280,000 teachers.
- Small business regulatory reforms.
- Modernizing 35,000 schools.
- Expand high speed wireless.
- Infrastructure spending. Includes fixing bridges and roads.
- $4,000 tax credit for businesses hiring unemployed workers.
- Extended unemployment insurance – with caveats.
Now read this list. Go ahead, Republican’s, its not that long. Aside from extending unemployment, make an argument against any of these programs. Tell me that they are something you can’t support. Really. Every single element in here a) helps our country b) puts money in our pockets c) helps small business d) encourages employment growth.
And to pay for it? Additional deficit reduction and a trivial tax hike for the wealthy. I know its so overused that its becoming a cliche but, please, pass this bill.
So, GOP, I will give you the benefit of the doubt. I will assume that you are not a group of petulant assholes who are putting party politics and an unhealthy hatred of our president above the good of our country. I will merely assume that you are too lazy or apathetic to have actually read the bill. A bill that is full of tax cuts and common sense solutions to a really big problem. So, put down the remote, read the bill and do something!
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Democrat's Tea Party Problem? (Creative Commons)
A few years ago some old folks got together, put on a few tricorne hats and revolutionary costumes and marched on Washington. They said some crazy stuff and got really great media coverage. Their numbers grew and, with that, their political influence. Liberals made jokes while the propaganda wing of the GOP (FOX) lauded them as the crusaders against big, evil government. And a few demonstrations later, they essentially took over the Republican party, caused gridlock in Washington, blocked bills that would have saved or created countless jobs, and successfully blamed it all on President Obama.
Now that the mainstream Republicans are beginning to wake up, they see the mess the Tea Party has wrought and are trying to figure out what to do next. With a strong Tea Party caucus in the House, a Republican base loyal to the movement, and a Tea Party sympathizer in the lead for the presidential nomination, at the moment they are still caving. But don’t think that top Republican brass are missing the problem because they understand that, ironically, the Tea Party that was essentially created to defeat President Obama may be in fact what saves him — especially if Herman Cain wins the nomination.
This may be the reason that the Democrats are so slow to support the Occupy Wall Street movement and the Republicans are so quick to link them to it. It’s a political gamble for both parties that, because of the fickle nature of the movement, can easily play out either way. In truth, Occupy Wall Street is certainly not the “Left’s Tea Party” in either tone or content. While the Tea Party openly endorses Republicans, Occupy Wall Street is backing away from political affiliation and an endorsement by the Democrats is dangerous and can easily backfire causing some nasty collateral damage on the President less than a year from the election. By the GOP labeling them as a “mob” and “hippies” they are hoping to create a bogeyman of the Left just as the Tea Party is of the Right.
Only time will tell what the smart move is for the Democrats, but the Tea Party’s effect on the GOP is still fresh in their minds. Yes they may be wary to play with fire, but if the Republican’s scare tactics fail and the Occupy Wall Street movement gains momentum and support from the middle, the movement could be a great asset to the Democrats, only if they get their act together.
To be filed under big surprise, ABC news reports that Tennessee Rep. Curry Todd (R), the co-sponsor of a law that made it legal to carry firearms into bars, has been charged with DWI and possession of a handgun while under the influence.
Todd cited personal safety as the main impetus for the bill when he explained his position last year to the New York Times:
“Folks were being robbed, assaulted — it was becoming an issue of personal safety…The police aren’t going to be able to protect you. They’re going to be checking out the crime scene after you and your family’s been shot or injured or assaulted or raped.”
While this may or may not be true, one certainty that cannot be debated is that a man like Curry Todd (see photo) who has been drinking for five hours at Houlihans in the middle of a Karaoke set* won’t be much help either. In fact, he has a better chance of shooting himself in the foot a la Plaxico Burress than taking down a rapist or robber.
Just like most things GOP, the real motivation for this bill was selfish. Todd wanted to bring his gun to the bar. I can’t think of a single situation where a potentially intoxicated individual can be of any use at a bar with a fire arm. And in the ultimate irony of all, the bill’s own author has proven how dangerous this law is. Truth be told, the only thing more scary than a drunken driver, is an armed drunken driver.
*the evening’s events have been speculated, but just look at him — can’t you picture it?